I made this a while back, and had it hosted on my imageshack account to share with people, but I figured it’d get better exposure here. The lettering is a lot more visible if you enlarge it to the intended resolution. I… I’m not sure what I was thinking.
Anyway, enjoy!
I know, I claimed I’d post a few of these, but I was rather dissatisfied with the end results for most of them. This was the only one I was moderately pleased with. I actually presented it for two different classes. In one of them, I had to perform this piece from memory up on a stage in front of around thirty people. I made changes to it on the fly (such as modifying “readers” to “listeners” etc.) and had hand gestures and expressions to go with it. It was well-received.
I hope this reads as well in your voice as it seems to in mine.
I had to write this for a poetry class. I’ll be posting a few more the next few days.
I was workin on this one at 2am, with no idea what to write about. Credit for the base idea goes to Andre, who told me to
“Write it about a horse. No, a donkey… who is in love with a horse… but they’re too short to bang”
I’m paraphrasing here, and the actual piece is not nearly that vulgar. Go ahead and read it!
Fellows, I have decided to explore the tumblr!
Join me as I embark upon a journey to get a profile photo that’s not from last year, dick with my profile HTML, impress womenfolk with my sexy good looks, unchecked wit, and charm beyond comprehension modesty, play Minecraft, and post inane things!
